Love At the End of the World

A witty search for sex and romance in the age of Covid-19. Pears is a divorced 40-something living with her mother in Queens when the unsexiest pandemic ever hits the country and smatters her potential love life. If her mother wasn't enough to cock block her, this virus does a double cock block of trapping her in masks while dosing her in hand sanitizer. With her customary dry wit, and the support of her Queens Girl Gang, Pears endeavors to find a way-some way, ANY way-to get laid safely, sexily, and sanitarily, by men and women alike. An unlikely heroine in her mid- 40s with a voluptuous size 12 body and an equally voluptuous sense of humor, Pears takes us through her adventures in a fabulously diverse Queens that is, in its own inimitable way, as sexy as ever. My Covid Romance follows Pears through a SexIntheCity-esque romp through love and desire in the age of masks and social distancing. Pears is something of an Everywoman who gives the world what it currently needs most: humor, sex, heart, and a halfway decent climax.

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Cast: Vikas Adam, Allyson Johnson, Luis Moreno, Emily Woo Zeller, Gabra Zackman. Cover Art: Louie Cortorreal

Season 1 of Love At the End of the World available now!​​

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The Well-Endowed Deck

The Well-Endowed Deck is an introduction to characters corresponding to a card in a deck. The characters are part of an unreleased series... but that doesn't mean we can't release a little together. 😊 Meet the characters that surround The Ace of Cuffs, a college-town dive turned burlesque sex club that caters to the local crowd as well as some customers from the "Big City". Our wild and witty crew includes the Mistress, who took over the bar and made it into the haven it is now; Johnny, the hot bartender; Xena, the fiery tech chick; Blondie, the cool dancer; Raf, who plays the drag queen Rafaella; and a whole host of others. If you're looking for that Big Deck Energy, you know where to come for the action.

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Nice and Naughty: Season 1

Heart, Heat, and Humor rule - that’s our motto. LBO produces high quality short form audio romance and erotica.  Nice & Naughty, our first joint effort, takes us to Queens, NY.  With sweetness and snark, these relationships of all stripes will draw you in and turn up the heat. Delightful recipes strewn throughout tie the stories together with a healthy portion of double entendre. 

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Are you in the mood for "nice"? Or, are you in the mood for "naughty"? How about a little dollop of both? These sweet, fun, and sexy stories follow five sisters and their chosen brother as they navigate romance, passion, and baking in and out of the hallowed walls of their Nana's old house in the borough of Queens, New York. Both in Queens and back home in the North Fork, these diverse siblings walk in a sex-positive world, surrounded by love in all its many forms.

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The first season of NICE & NAUGHTY is available anywhere you get audiobooks. ​​

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